Speech pathology when intoxicated
Apr. 12th, 2005 09:02 amFound this on an Aussie archery board of all places:
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a. Innovative
b. Preliminary
c. Proliferation
d. Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a. Specificity
b. British Constitution
c. Passive-aggressive disorder
d. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
a. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex with you
b. Nope, no more drinks for me
c. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d. No kebab for me, thank you
e. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g. Oh, I just couldn't...no one wants to hear me sing
h. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a. Innovative
b. Preliminary
c. Proliferation
d. Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a. Specificity
b. British Constitution
c. Passive-aggressive disorder
d. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
a. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex with you
b. Nope, no more drinks for me
c. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d. No kebab for me, thank you
e. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g. Oh, I just couldn't...no one wants to hear me sing
h. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.