Blame Swiftblade . . .

. . . for introducing me to this site. WARNING - it may be best to look at this at home, or at least when there are no colleagues around. I nearly ruptured something trying not to laugh. It's a (faked?) clip from Countdown with a rather unfortunate selection of vowels and consonants.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2091