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So, what have I actually been up to over the last few days?

( Sociableness )

( Archery )

( Gardening )

( The bank holiday )

101 Things to do with a Blaine in a Bowl, aka they hate it when you tap on the glass

I note that the twerp David Blaine has, quite sensibly, not dared perform his latest cunning stunt - living in a fish bowl - in London after the whole glass box incident.

This got me thinking - if he had risked the streets of our delightful capital, what should/would happen to him?

My initial idea was that the ball would be covered in posters within a day. Then I thought of an elaborate flash mob scheme - Blaine looks out one morning on a deserted landscape. A while later, some people run towards the ball screaming, but never make it. They are run down by a horde of wailing zombies, who gather round the ball clawing and shrieking . . .

So, the idea of this posting is to get at least 101 other things that might happen to a Blaine in a Bowl should he have picked London as a venue. Hell, London isn't necessary - just make it funny and/or sadistic.

Try to keep to one idea each, although if things are slowing down feel free to chip in again.

Marks, get set, go . . .