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Customer service
Feb. 5th, 2007 01:53 pmMe - Dear American company, please charge my credit card for X amount and deliver the goods by courier to my WORK address.
Hi My Name Is Mike, How Can I Help You Today? - Okay sir. Always happy to help. You have a great day. Here is a link to our Sales section that we have sent to you nine million times before.
FedEx - Hi. Your package has been left with the receptionist at your home address. And don’t reply, because I’m a little, lost unattended mailbox and no one reads me.
Receptionist? I have a receptionist at home? I wish.
So, I’m relying the honesty of one of my mysterious neighbours who happened to be coming out of the building as FedEx were at the gate. All I know about them is that they do a convincing receptionist impression.
Still, at least this means there was no customs charge.
EDIT - No box sitting outside my door or note in my mail box, but an elderly neighbour dropped the parcel round to me when I got home.
Hi My Name Is Mike, How Can I Help You Today? - Okay sir. Always happy to help. You have a great day. Here is a link to our Sales section that we have sent to you nine million times before.
FedEx - Hi. Your package has been left with the receptionist at your home address. And don’t reply, because I’m a little, lost unattended mailbox and no one reads me.
Receptionist? I have a receptionist at home? I wish.
So, I’m relying the honesty of one of my mysterious neighbours who happened to be coming out of the building as FedEx were at the gate. All I know about them is that they do a convincing receptionist impression.
Still, at least this means there was no customs charge.
EDIT - No box sitting outside my door or note in my mail box, but an elderly neighbour dropped the parcel round to me when I got home.
