Things you learn when you're at home

We have a squirrel in the back garden, which launches guerilla raids on the food I throw out for the birds.

The postman never delivers before 11am.

One should be careful not to absent-mindedly flick on the TV when doing technical stuff with archery gear. One may be so distracted that it will be several minutes before you realise that Germaine Greer is not appearing in some sort of daytime arts review programme on Channel 4, but is in fact on Celebrity Big Brother.

My cerebral cortex is sprained. Ouch.

Two postings in one day, eh?

Terrible business.

Anyway, I have just shot my new bow. Or, more properly, a bow consisting of a new riser/handle with some old limbs.

An extensive technical discussion of my experience with this new bow would be of little interest here. So, I shall summarise:

Wowwwwweeeee!

Ahem.