Damn

For some reason, my shoulder is playing up. Lots of stretching and the hot sock treatment isn't working well, as it appears to be a skeletal rather than a muscular or tendon thing.

Add on to that the fact that my car has started to make a bit of a wobbling sound when idling and is giving off the faint aroma of unburnt petrol, and Maelstrom is looking very unlikely.

Damn. Sorry songofnewday. I'll keep you posted.

The only sane response to a meme like this:

Leave your name and I'll...

1. Climb every mountain, ford every stream!
2. Forge a great and terrible blade from star metal, inscribed with your name one thousand times and quenched in the blood of a thousand innocent marmosets.
3. Kick a man in a wig in the nuts.
4. Say something that only makes sense to me.
5. Shake it baby, yeah, shake it y’all.
6. Invent a cereal that would make everyone who ate it beautiful. And Belgian.
7. Ask you something that I've always wondered about you, but I will do so in my native tongue of Sanskrit and transmit it using the Pigeon TCP/IP protocol.

If I do this for you, you’ll be lucky.