Home wanted for two cats

Just in case anyone dahn sarf (or anywhere else for that matter) is interested, rebby is looking for a good and loving home for her two cats:

Can anyone offer a home to two lovable lap cats?

One seven year old black and white female, very nervous, very affactionate, very talkative. Likes to know where her owners are, likes to go out, likes to come back in, likes to go out.

One nine year old lasy tortouse shell female, hates car journeys, likes to be in the same room as you, likes to pull out her fur, loves the cat brush, likes to be brushed until she decides no more.

Neither are used to other pets or children. Both ex rspca so terrified of car, vets and cateries.

It's going to be hard for me to find somewhere to rent that will take them and I plan to be away a lot of weekends in the future and my family can't drive out to feed them anymore. And I would prefer them to go to someone who can love them.

I can provide cat baskets and litter tray etc